Free Land Medical

Country: 184.168.187.8, North America, US

City: -111.8906 Arizona, United States

After reading the reviews on this site I thought that using this product for rush week at our frat house would be pretty funny. Man was I dead wrong. The story I've told my lawyer over & over again goes like this. We snuck into one of our pledges rooms one night & liberally applied to his, at the time, tiny young pale berries. We then snuck out of his room & waited 5 minutes to hear what could only be described as a high pitched shrill shriek of death, like the sound of a cat being run over by a lawnmower. He barreled through the door & came at us with the veracity of a mother ape & we had stolen her child. He lunged at us & pleaded for help. With desperation in his eyes I caught a glimpse of his once tiny appendages, now gigantic purple & apple looking in form. Foaming at the mouth & tears streaming from his eyes he said one simple thing in a tone I will never forget. "Help me" he whispered. We quickly drug him to Billy's room since he was the only one we knew with a mini fridge with a freezer in it & the bathroom was on the second floor. We kicked open the door knocking over Billy's hookah in the process. We ripped open Billy's freezer & began rubbing one frozen item after another onto his now heirloom tomatoes with elephantiasisish stuff. I've honestly never before heard the sounds that came out of him nor will I probably ever again. I believe that there were tongues not spoken in a thousand years emanating from this young mans inner being. I have never been more afraid in my life. His eyes burned a bright red as if to be turning the same color as his now softball sized nuggets. The only relief came in a form of a can of fresca & a frozen bag of peas applied to the affected area. Clean as a whistle but still red as the devils dick we went up to the second floor to use the bathroom to wash off the remaining cream. Bad idea. Apparently water activates it even further, just pushing it around infecting other sensitive areas where hair also grows. Knowing there was no more fresca in house we tried a plethora of other sodas to no avail. A popsicle shoved into a place where no one ever dreams they would ever have one shoved was enough to quiet the screams momentarily. Just then we smelled smoke & realized the hookah that we knocked over in Billy's room had started the house on fire. Well, after the emergency room visit & 7 hours with the police department & fire department I'm out on bail & awaiting trial on the 4 felony counts & 2 misdemeanors I've been ridiculously charged with. Lucky for most the only real loss we had was the communal fish tank in which we were pretty much replacing after every party we had anyway since someone was always puking in it. After all is said & done, I'm happy to report that our frat house is being rebuilt & the pledge has become an honorary member leading the cause to keep me kicked out. Talk about motivation. The doctors also told me that he will never ever grow hair in the regions that I applied this product so I definitely give it 5 stars.

This is the first major change we've had vitamin wise going from a multi-vitamin to those only designed for a specific vitamin deficiency. The bears in this container are not sticky nor have the melted look like some that you may find at the grocery store. The fact that it was ordered during the cold season probably helped with keeping the bears in their proper shape. If you've had L'il critters muliti-vitamins, this is very similar in texture and taste, but is juicier. The texture is smooth and the bears are similar to harder gummy bears like Haribo golden bears when it comes to chewy/hardness. It’s chewier than most fruit snack but is very easy to chew and swallow. My daughter prefers these over the multivitamin because they are juicier. She doesn’t care that it’s healthy for her, but loves the fact that she gets to eat gummy bears daily. Like other L'il Critters gummies, they are loaded with sugar, but I suspect they are the same as a regular gummy bear.

I am a long time reader of the BASS series and am an avid short story reader in general. This collection is disappointing. I found myself skimming many pages of the first story, trying to find a well-turned phrase or anything at all in the writer's voice that made connection with me or that would identify it as worthy of BASS much less first position. I have randomly read a few others and have a similar response. I do not understand the choices of this year's editor.

I love this hair dye - it dyed my hair exactly how I wanted it - BLEACH - I hate wimpy blondes (for me_) I like it as white or as platinum as you can get - if you have long or very dark hair I would never recommend it - it won't come out right - you'd have to have your hair stripped of color or professionally done first. Keep that in mind - blonde is hard to obtain on dark hair but once achieved it's the easiest to keep - I know I've been dying my dark hair blonde for 30 years - this stuff ROCKS. For blondes and light brown hair only, and even then I suggest two boxes. (not at the same time) I would do one box then see how you like it then wait a few days after conditioning it, then the 2nd box otherwise your hair will be too fried.

I feel very let down. I'm not sure if I just misread or misunderstood the advertisement. I thought it came with ALL the songs, plus a subscription. Apparently the extra songs are the subscription and are only available for a limited time. So- I paid extra for the temporary use? That doesn't seem right to me. My daughter really likes it, but we are going to have to get the other previous discs because I'm not paying for a subscription.

I love this product, by far the best I've ever tried. My Mom actually loved it so much that mine went missing! So now we're both big lovers and users of all BANG products!